needs, wants and desires

Loopy posted about a game where you google "[your name] needs." I am horrified by her #3 and #4 and wish she hadn't put them up there; they give me the creeps.

Nonetheless, I had to get in on the fun.

My hits amuse me because my real name is a place name. So as it turns out:

1. I need a moratorium on the death penalty.
   
2. I need a state-wide organization devoted to biking.
   
3. I need a home win tonight.
   
4. I need to change spending, budgeting habits.
   
5. I need to actively promote domestic and international trade, economic growth, fair competition, and increased profitability for the agriculture and forestry industry. [uh, no]
   
6. I need Dawn Staley (I also apparently need Sean Connaughton).
   
7. I need more lunatic farmers. [I do!]
   
8. I need a constitutional ban to hold homosexual marriage at bay. [Aaaagh!]
   
9. I need a leader with guts.
   
   I also apparently need land grant universities, industry, estate tax repeal, zoos, and a highly skilled work force.
   
   I had to go many pages before finding a reference that has nothing to do with the location whose name I share:
   
   
10. Birdfarm needs to become an independent person, one whose self-image is not based on her parents’ perception of her, on her classmates, or on the reflected glory of her brother.

Thank goodness I don't have a brother.