So we went to see "The March of the Penguins" tonight and..... well, my strongest impression was that I was seeing someone's vacation photos.
It was like, some guys went to the Antarctic for a year and endured all this hardship, but man, they got some great photos, and wait, you gotta see this one, isn't that cool? but wait, this next one is really awesome, and oh my god, check this one out! Look at the feathers! Look at the eyes! We were so jazzed to get this great light that day... But wait, there's a bunch more, hold on, I'll get the other album...
In case you're thinking that at least I learned something about penguins, I regret to say that in fact the film is only marginally more informative than the paragraph above.
Don't get me wrong, it had its momentsits adorable, funny, sweet, and awe-inspiring momentsbut, as Ang also notes, not enough of them for a feature film.
In order to make something useful out of this experience (for I am nothing if not resourceful--lemonade from lemons and all that) I have devised a drinking game.
I don't advise people to shell out the dough to see this film in the theater, but should you choose to rent it someday, here are the rules.
March of the Penguins drinking game |
Well, try it someday and let me know what you think.
*Many thanks to Franklin for this highly suitable suggestion.
4 comments:
Hah!
I had no desire to see the film in the theatre, but I might have to throw a party just to play this game when it comes out on video!
How about a drink every time an egg breaks or one of the baby penguins bites the dust?
Excellent addition, Franklin--thank you. I'll modify the rules accordingly.
ooo, this little drinking game sounds delightfully deadly -- will have to try when the dvd comes out. just the thing to liven up a weekend of grading in the future, i say.
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