hmmmmmmmmm.......: when the usual phrase just doesn't, uh, fit...

Thursday, March 01, 2007

when the usual phrase just doesn't, uh, fit...

Me: So, does this brand of lube come in a pump bottle?

Clerk: No, I'm sorry, just the tube.

Me: Too bad. I keep losing the lid to the tube, and it gets all over the place--the tube is just a pain in the a--uh... a pain in the neck.