spam, a lot

It's been a while since I've deleted the accumulated spam in my spam folder (gmail is close to 100% accurate in nailing spam; very impressive). among the 100+ items, here are some of the subject headers that amused me:

• pinpoint cuticle
  
• cockeyed termite
  
• reflexive
  
• competent contemplation
  
• differently experienced
  
• humanely
  
• sunscreen trumped-up
  
• pee
  

and my favorite pair (though "pee" was a close runner-up):

• your cash, oath-breaker
  
• your health, mud-heap