wow (did I already say that?)

Wow—look at this!!!!

Unless you are the type to be jealous of the numerous accomplishments of others.

Or the type to fall into a deep depression at the sight of an extremely hot guy you will probably never fuck (nothing personal; he just seems to be taken).

In which case, don't look.

You looked anyway, didn't you? Well, don't come crying to me. I warned you.

Seriously, though, congratulations & admiration to Dr. Faustus, M.D. I bet that girl who threw us out of a store in Little Italy is sorry now.